Angelic Paranoia

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I should be doing other things really, but I went out to play tennis and ended up playing on the climbing frame in the park. Who wants to be grown up anyway? Certainly not me. It's basically like a big Gadget Shop - full of really cool stuff that you don't need but really, really want. Like a gadget to make orange juice flavoured shot glasses (for putting vodka in). The kitsch section is particularly fun.

Cat User's Manual Written as if a cat is a computer. The difference between a warm and a cold boot is the presence of absence of a shoe. There are other cat jokes on the site as well.

And some Harry Potter recs:

First Signs of Magic: Hermione Granger Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. What do they do? "As a family, they made the decision to panic." Includes vampires, uncomfortable chairs, and singing hospital orderlies. The mystery of lost paperwork is solved.

Scrabble The Slytherins play. Who knew Scrabble was a wizarding game?

Stealing Harry What would happen if Lucius Malfoy got to Peter before Sirius did? And if Sirius followed his godson, forbidden to do more than watch him from a distance? Until, one day, Harry found Padfoot... (Sirius/Remus and has kid friendly sections as well)