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I’ve Never Seen Star Wars: cold coffee

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In December 2019 I tried some coffee – a latte (milky coffee) to be specific. The trouble I had with it was that I was expecting it to taste like a hot chocolate (because a hot chocolate is the only other hot drink I’ve had and it’s mostly milk too) and it was just a bit weird. I intended to try cold coffee when there was more of it around in the summer and then covid happened.

But last week I found a bottle of mocha (chocolate) coffee made with vegan milk when I happened to go past the cold alternative milk shelf in the supermarket. So I thought I’d give it a try.

It smells like coffee, has a bit of an odd aftertaste to it, but basically it tastes like not very good chocolate milk. It’s a bit thin and needs more chocolate. I didn’t notice any difference in my energy levels at any point. I did go to the toilet a lot, but that’s because I drank half a plastic tumbler of liquid in a short space of time.

So since it seems like drinking coffee is like drinking something similar only not as good, I’ll stick to the something similar in future.

I’ll give it a 6/10.